Bugs

Do you think bugs multi-task? Do you think they talk on little tiny cell phones while flying? Do they put on their make-up while stopped at the intersection? Do they turn around to yell at the kids when they get crazy? I think they do and here's why. I have no other explanation as to why an insect the size of a pea (or smaller), with the ability to fly much faster than I can run, would otherwise crash into me pretty much head on as I run down the street. It's not as though they can't see me and I'm certainly not making any sudden changes of direction so it has to be that they simply aren't paying attention. Right? I'm going to assume the result of the collision is much worse for them than it is for me so it really behooves them to put down the phone and just fly. Besides, I'm tired of getting pelted by these little guys.